Just use a grenade…a sonic grenade, that is!
Simply pull the pin on this device, toss it into your victim’s room, yell FIRE IN THE HOLE!, and run for cover. In about 20 seconds, an incredibly loud and annoying noise will blast out of the grenade and is guaranteed to wake up even the soundest of [...]

I admit it…I can’t get up in the morning.
I clearly have a problem, because I have to set my alarm for about 2 hours before I actually need to be up, and I just keep hitting “snooze.”
I’m pretty sure this would solve my problem. It’s an alarm clock that rolls away from you, so in [...]