Okay, let’s be honest. No one really needs these. Your standard $20 speakers will do just fine. But they’ll be really boring.

These speakers are all about showing everybody how quirky and awesome you are. Shaped just like your everyday earbuds, they’re 500 times bigger and pack a full 3 watts of power.

Also, you don’t need another plug for these suckers…use 3 AAA batteries or USB power from your computer (I’d definitely go that way).